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Trump Admin Recommends Wearable Device To See Golden Age Of America
WASHINGTON, DC — U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has officially recommended a wearable device to help Americans who are struggling to see…
Jul 15
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We're Rocking The Boat With Our New Yacht Club
A Message to America from Elon, Peter, Larry, and the rest of the Dark MAGA gang
Jun 30
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Seashell Message From Bill Gates Causes A Stir Among Global Population
U.S. NEWS — In a stunning display of seashells that makes the work of James Comey look like child’s play, billionaire-philanthropist Bill Gates put out…
May 26
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Take A Moment To Complete Our Customer Dissatisfaction Survey
Here at Global Elite Planning, LLC, we strive to create unforgettable, worst-in-class experiences for billions of ordinary humans.
Apr 22
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Famous Artworks Retitled By The World Economic Forum
As part of its global ‘Art Reset’ program, the World Economic Forum has renamed some of history’s most iconic paintings and sculptures!
Jun 9, 2024
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We're Putting The Final Touches On Your Digital SlaveCard
At Global Elite Planning, LLC, we’ve built our reputation on creating unparalleled dissatisfaction and misery for the human race.
Oct 15
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Trump Gives Recommendations To The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse
Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death get an earful from America’s 47th president
Sep 30
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New Long-Range Vaccine Lets You Immunize Strangers From Across The Street
Pfizer, Inc. has partnered with leading arms manufacturers to develop a new form of vaccination, specifically designed for long-range shots in public…
Sep 17
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Job Opening: Division & Chaos Lead, Global Elite Planning
Posted on LizardLead.com
Aug 29
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Urgent Health Alert: You’re Marinating In A Giant Toxic Soup!
Your Daily Holistic Scare From Dr. Alarma Twelvepenny Mercolaji
Aug 19
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In Defense of Sun Dimming: A New York Times Editorial By Count Dracula
As a concerned global citizen who has been intently following the news from his subterranean lair, I have observed a most disappointing trend.
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