<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[New World Humor: Videos]]></title><description><![CDATA[New World Humor's satire brought to life in short animated clips.]]></description><link>https://www.newworldhumor.com/s/videos</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nrVX!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F15047e6d-3ae7-4c7a-ae34-f9d1fae7ffaa_940x940.png</url><title>New World Humor: Videos</title><link>https://www.newworldhumor.com/s/videos</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 22:50:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.newworldhumor.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Noel Spangler]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[newworldhumor@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[newworldhumor@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Noel Spangler]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Noel Spangler]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[newworldhumor@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[newworldhumor@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Noel Spangler]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Video – Donate To The Wounded Billionaire Fund]]></title><description><![CDATA[Written by New World Humor | Produced by Visceral Adventure]]></description><link>https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/video-donate-to-wounded-billionaires</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/video-donate-to-wounded-billionaires</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Noel Spangler]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2025 21:38:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/182030779/7229a732b1bb6c091c67214a2e75b85f.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This holiday season, we&#8217;re inviting people around the world to make a gift to a very important charity. Once you watch the video above, we guarantee you&#8217;ll be moved to donate everything you have.</p><p>This is our third collaboration with the terrific Tonika Todorova from <a href="https://visceraladventure.substack.com/">Visceral Adventure</a>, who managed to give this ad just the right tone and visual appeal. We are very grateful to have her as a creative partner.</p><p>Please make your contribution to the Wounded Billionaire Fund <a href="https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/global-elites-wounded-billionaire-fund?utm_source=publication-search">here</a> and then share this video far and wide so it reaches as many compassionate souls as possible!</p><div><hr></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png" width="1456" height="286" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:286,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:206307,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.newworldhumor.com/i/182030779?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ma8a!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa1c0f591-b9d0-4557-bc08-5bb618ae813f_2800x550.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.newworldhumor.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption"><em><strong>Global elites hate New World Humor. Subscribe to get the latest laughs and ruin their day!</strong></em></p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p><em>If you enjoy my satire, consider leaving me a tip on <a href="http://www.ko-fi.com/newworldhumor">Ko-Fi</a> or <a href="http://www.buymeacoffee.com/noelspangler">Buy Me a Coffee</a>. Your support helps me continue roasting the New World Order. Thank you.</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[VIDEO – In Defense Of Sun Dimming: A New York Times Editorial By Count Dracula]]></title><description><![CDATA[Written by New World Humor and Produced by Visceral Adventure]]></description><link>https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/sun-dimming-solar-geoengineering-op-ed-count-dracula-video</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/sun-dimming-solar-geoengineering-op-ed-count-dracula-video</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Noel Spangler]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2025 13:40:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/177472323/9d4555410570044af84093cbf217ccbc.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Halloween, we&#8217;re giving satire lovers a special treat: Count Dracula&#8217;s impassioned defense of solar geoengineering &#8212; captured on camera! We had the pleasure of partnering with Tonika from <a href="https://substack.com/@visceraladventure">Visceral Adventure</a> to bring this bone-chilling, Earth-changing New World Humor favorite to life.</p><p>Tonika is a multi-talented video creator and theater artist who has collaborated with a number of brave writers in the freedom community, including <a href="https://substack.com/@margaretannaalice">Margaret Anna Alice</a> and <a href="http://substack.com/@thumbnailgreen">Thumbnail Green</a>. She continues to surprise us with her resourcefulness, creativity, and flair for comedy.</p><p>In casting the part of Dracula, Tonika chose an actor who truly sank his teeth into the role. Paul Brennan gives a thoroughly entertaining portrayal of the centuries-old vampire moonlighting as an op-ed writer for the New York Times. We hope you enjoy his performance as much as we did!</p><p>You can read the full editorial by Count Dracula <a href="https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/sun-dimming-solar-geoengineering-op-ed-count-dracula">here</a>.</p><p>And be sure to check out <a href="https://visceraladventure.substack.com/">more videos from Visceral Adventure</a> and subscribe to support her work.</p><div><hr></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png" width="1456" height="286" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/cd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:286,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:206307,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.newworldhumor.com/i/177472323?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT61!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd8a4ab9-618c-407d-9f58-ea715a5c8a6a_2800x550.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.newworldhumor.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption"><em><strong>Global elites hate New World Humor. Subscribe to get the latest laughs and ruin their day!</strong></em></p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p><em><strong>* </strong>If you enjoy my satire, consider leaving me a tip on <strong><a href="http://www.ko-fi.com/newworldhumor">Ko-Fi</a></strong> or <strong><a href="http://www.buymeacoffee.com/noelspangler">Buy Me a Coffee</a></strong>. Your support helps me continue roasting the New World Order. Thank you.</em></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[VIDEO – Job Opening: Division & Chaos Lead, Global Elite Planning]]></title><description><![CDATA[Written by New World Humor and produced by Visceral Adventure]]></description><link>https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/video-job-opening-division-and-chaos</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/video-job-opening-division-and-chaos</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Noel Spangler]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2025 16:12:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/172704723/5149db7577f680a592a2a5b3792c0596.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The talented <span class="mention-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Visceral Adventure&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:56270019,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;user&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:null,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf0123ba-9006-4b73-8a5f-680fa9a276ea_431x432.jpeg&quot;,&quot;uuid&quot;:&quot;4428cc58-a835-4525-8f6e-d5cd12fad602&quot;}" data-component-name="MentionToDOM"></span> brought this ad to life with the help of AI, and we think it does the job (no pun intended). If you are a cold-blooded professional who enjoys creating worst-in-class experiences for the human population, Global Elite Planning, LLC could be the place for you!</p><p>Read the <a href="https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/global-elite-job-opening-division-chaos-lead">full description here</a>.</p><p>And check out <a href="https://visceraladventure.substack.com/archive">more excellent videos</a> by Visceral Adventure. Like, share and subscribe to support her work.</p><div><hr></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png" width="1456" height="286" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/f18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:286,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:206307,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://www.newworldhumor.com/i/172704723?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rpug!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff18e0760-c727-4e08-9d25-a5dd38106bc0_2800x550.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.newworldhumor.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption"><em><strong>Global elites hate New World Humor! 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