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Trump Admin Recommends Wearable Device To See Golden Age Of America

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Noel Spangler
Jul 15, 2025
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Young woman smiling wearing Trump golden age VR headset as scenes of disaster unfold behind her — riots, fires, drones, militarized police on horseback, and an alligator.
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WASHINGTON, DC — U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has officially recommended a wearable device to help Americans who are struggling to see the Golden Age they’re living in.

“We’ve conducted some studies and found that the current utopia can’t easily be perceived with the naked eye,” Kennedy stated at a press confe…

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