My name is Janet Simmons, and I recently ordered a life-size husband from Amazon.gov. At first, we really hit it off together. He was everything I wanted and more! But then things took an unexpected turn. It all started over dinner last night:
Me: Mmm, Tyrone, this tastes fabulous!
Husband: (smiling) I’m glad you like it.
Me: Well, you outdid yourself, …