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A Plan To Control The World's Dogs And Cats

A Plan To Control The World's Dogs And Cats

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Noel Spangler
Oct 27, 2023
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dog and cat rulers at the table
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A long time ago, in a castle far away, two rulers of the animal kingdom sat at the table and talked:

King of Canines:  How are you liking your Fancy Feast this evening, Felix?

King of Felines:  Oh, it’s delectable as usual, it’s just that––well, I can’t enjoy it much right now. My mind plagues me…

King of Canines:…

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