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Rob (c137)'s avatar

This is the worst case scenario where AI runs everything.

The best case, even better than what we have now is to have human run courts that can use AI to investigate points made.

That would streamline truth, even if the AI is biased at least you aren't shut out because you didn't read the case they cited etc.

Law is one huge bullshit job that could be easier without having to memorize everything and regurgitate it.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

That's a fair point!

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Jason's avatar

Prince Andrew wants to borrow the yes/no zapper gun before his next visit to "that island"

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 LOL

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MakerOfNoise's avatar

"[...] or at least better than fifty percent of humans that I’ve interacted with."

LOL

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Your pieces always both brighten My day and scare Me to pieces! Reminds Me of My latest piece, sadly NOT satire...

Arresting the Homeless (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/arresting-the-homeless

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 🙏🏻 Thanks for the link. I will read.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

I look forward to Your thoughts!

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Parker McCoy's avatar

It's a scary future out there. Great post, Noel.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you 🙏🏻

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

.... before the AI Court-clerk scould start blaring how the jury calculated ... a full-blown black-out impacting the entire building and neighbouring area impeded all further procedures, automatic doors re-opened; the defendant, through twisted corridors lined with collapsed and distorted robots on both sides, escaping into the glaring sunshine. With a malicious smirk on her face, raising her both middle-fingers towards the vanishing grey-gooey building, fully knowing that her two hair-clips and metallic barette properly stuck into the right slot of the lady's-loo flusher and soap-dispensing control-device did their job better than expected and just-in-time ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-3Qklz0SvQ&list=RDMM&index=3

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Noel Spangler's avatar

LOL! 😂

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Veronica Baker's avatar

I knew I shouldn't have got caught up storm chasing in Jamaica and then my phone would have been turned off and facing this humerous yet scary scenario would have waited until morning.

I have this awful feeling that you're not far off from predicting our future life, tho' going by the court's here in the UK and some of the judgement's they've been handing out I'm not sure AI could be vastly worse!!

As usual another great use of your imagination to make us smile and at the same time ponder on what you've written.

Right, phone is now going off, reading time. ( A book not written by AI )

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Noel Spangler's avatar

🙏🏻 Thank you as always

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Veronica Baker's avatar

No need, it's you who comes up with these scenarios and makes our day's that bit brighter, so thank you. 🤗

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Lawrence Cornfield's avatar

Too close to the truth?

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Alan Jurek's avatar

Overturned by Appeal Court (Elon judge in residence) Errare humanum est - culpum poena premit comesura ( To err is human-let the punishment fit the crime).

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