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Nancy Parsons's avatar

Thanks for the best gallows humor in a month of Sundays! The total price was pure genius!

Noel Spangler's avatar

🙏🏻 Thanks, Nancy!

John Stuckey's avatar

Holy Shit! I was totally taken in, totally panicked; checked my 'on-line orders' file and everything.

LOL!

Noel Spangler's avatar

You mean the globalists charged your card without notifying you? 😜

John Stuckey's avatar

Oh, the fun is just beginning.

CD's avatar

Brilliant. 😆👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

photogart's avatar

Kindly let me know the return policy on this? :-)

Noel Spangler's avatar

Ha! The globalists have complete control over your orders and returns now! You're just receiving notifications : )

Parker McCoy's avatar

LOL. Amazon may have a few subscribers emailing them and swearing they didn't buy this stuff. Man, it looks real. You did a great job. Haha.

Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Parker! I actually didn't expect it to be so convincing! It has New World Humor all over it.

Sanity Jane's avatar

I need the greatest hits so I can listen on my brain-tumor-inducing earplugs!!

Valerie Collins's avatar

Genius. Thanks for the biggest laugh for weeks.

Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Valerie! 🙏🏻

Anton Anderson's avatar

This is amazing! Microsoft MindWipe works so much better than listening to Joe Rogan or watching Fox News. My mind now is as pure as the mind of the Aztec priest who sacrificed me at an altar thousands of years ago. Recommend 11/10!

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

666 ??? ... 🤔🤔🤔

How come the bespoke condoms for Skulls & Bones members are not included ??? ...

Sharine Borslien's avatar

Maybe no condoms necessary because they're into anal . . . with other men😆😳.

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

I must admit that I am not familiar with their particular sexual inclinations and couldn't care less, but if what you mention is common among their members, they definitely should change their name into Boners with Empty Skulls ...

If there is anything positive to be said about these associations at all, it is surely the fact that you can have a field day tearing them apart ... 🤣🤣🤣

Sharine Borslien's avatar

Love the proposed name change! And yes, we can mock them so much harder than they mock us because they are truly pathetic and super-creepy, right?!🤣🤣🤣

Lucas Nascario's avatar

I literally just had an Amazon delivery, then saw this email 😂😆

Noel Spangler's avatar

Funny coincidence!

JasonWickBatStroke's avatar

Glad I’m not the only one. Lmao. I was thinking I didn’t order or pay for anything must be the Israel’s lol.

Moose's avatar

Truly Brilliant! When I was a kid we used to just eat paints chips. It was a simpler time... Years later; when I my hit tweens, I used to smoke everything. Smoked some fluoride toothpaste mixed with popcorn one time. You only do that ONCE!

Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 😂 Thanks! That's super funny and classic Moose lol!

Rat's avatar

Those prices... are they in re-denominated New Dollars?

Noel Spangler's avatar

It's a good question, Rat. You'll need to email Amazon about that!

Red Pill Poet's avatar

Thanks for the laughs!

Love the retro Citizenwear ... beats the orange jumpsuits!

Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks as always RPP!

Ancient Warrior's avatar

Just what the doctor ordered. Thank you.

Sharine Borslien's avatar

"One size fits all" . . . and isn't that the homogenous world they are working tirelessly to machinate as they reduce our numbers thus making it easier to control us???!!!

Well, "not today, Satan"!

Thanks for the laughs/reality check, Noel!

Noel Spangler's avatar

🎯 😂 Thanks, Sharine!

Veronica Baker's avatar

Come on Amazon, up your game, I already bought those last month. Feeling comfortably numb now.

😂🤣 Another great post Noel.

Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 😂 Thanks, Veronica!