Truly Brilliant! When I was a kid we used to just eat paints chips. It was a simpler time... Years later; when I my hit tweens, I used to smoke everything. Smoked some fluoride toothpaste mixed with popcorn one time. You only do that ONCE!
This is amazing! Microsoft MindWipe works so much better than listening to Joe Rogan or watching Fox News. My mind now is as pure as the mind of the Aztec priest who sacrificed me at an altar thousands of years ago. Recommend 11/10!
Thanks for the best gallows humor in a month of Sundays! The total price was pure genius!
🙏🏻 Thanks, Nancy!
Holy Shit! I was totally taken in, totally panicked; checked my 'on-line orders' file and everything.
LOL!
You mean the globalists charged your card without notifying you? 😜
Oh, the fun is just beginning.
Brilliant. 😆👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿
Thanks, CD!
Kindly let me know the return policy on this? :-)
Ha! The globalists have complete control over your orders and returns now! You're just receiving notifications : )
I need the greatest hits so I can listen on my brain-tumor-inducing earplugs!!
😂 😂
LOL. Amazon may have a few subscribers emailing them and swearing they didn't buy this stuff. Man, it looks real. You did a great job. Haha.
Thanks, Parker! I actually didn't expect it to be so convincing! It has New World Humor all over it.
Genius. Thanks for the biggest laugh for weeks.
Thanks, Valerie! 🙏🏻
Truly Brilliant! When I was a kid we used to just eat paints chips. It was a simpler time... Years later; when I my hit tweens, I used to smoke everything. Smoked some fluoride toothpaste mixed with popcorn one time. You only do that ONCE!
😂 😂 Thanks! That's super funny and classic Moose lol!
Those prices... are they in re-denominated New Dollars?
It's a good question, Rat. You'll need to email Amazon about that!
Thanks for the laughs!
Love the retro Citizenwear ... beats the orange jumpsuits!
Thanks as always RPP!
This is amazing! Microsoft MindWipe works so much better than listening to Joe Rogan or watching Fox News. My mind now is as pure as the mind of the Aztec priest who sacrificed me at an altar thousands of years ago. Recommend 11/10!
😂 LOL!
Just what the doctor ordered. Thank you.
666 ??? ... 🤔🤔🤔
How come the bespoke condoms for Skulls & Bones members are not included ??? ...
😂 Haha!
Brilliant! Continue to stay up nights!
🙏🏻 Thanks, Don! Don't let the thought of that shipment keep you up at night!
I literally just had an Amazon delivery, then saw this email 😂😆
Funny coincidence!
Had me there for a few minutes. Ha Ha