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Nancy Parsons's avatar

Thanks for the best gallows humor in a month of Sundays! The total price was pure genius!

Noel Spangler's avatar

🙏🏻 Thanks, Nancy!

John Stuckey's avatar

Holy Shit! I was totally taken in, totally panicked; checked my 'on-line orders' file and everything.

LOL!

Noel Spangler's avatar

You mean the globalists charged your card without notifying you? 😜

John Stuckey's avatar

Oh, the fun is just beginning.

CD's avatar

Brilliant. 😆👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

photogart's avatar

Kindly let me know the return policy on this? :-)

Noel Spangler's avatar

Ha! The globalists have complete control over your orders and returns now! You're just receiving notifications : )

Sanity Jane's avatar

I need the greatest hits so I can listen on my brain-tumor-inducing earplugs!!

Parker McCoy's avatar

LOL. Amazon may have a few subscribers emailing them and swearing they didn't buy this stuff. Man, it looks real. You did a great job. Haha.

Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Parker! I actually didn't expect it to be so convincing! It has New World Humor all over it.

Valerie Collins's avatar

Genius. Thanks for the biggest laugh for weeks.

Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Valerie! 🙏🏻

Moose's avatar

Truly Brilliant! When I was a kid we used to just eat paints chips. It was a simpler time... Years later; when I my hit tweens, I used to smoke everything. Smoked some fluoride toothpaste mixed with popcorn one time. You only do that ONCE!

Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 😂 Thanks! That's super funny and classic Moose lol!

Rat's avatar

Those prices... are they in re-denominated New Dollars?

Noel Spangler's avatar

It's a good question, Rat. You'll need to email Amazon about that!

Red Pill Poet's avatar

Thanks for the laughs!

Love the retro Citizenwear ... beats the orange jumpsuits!

Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks as always RPP!

Anton Anderson's avatar

This is amazing! Microsoft MindWipe works so much better than listening to Joe Rogan or watching Fox News. My mind now is as pure as the mind of the Aztec priest who sacrificed me at an altar thousands of years ago. Recommend 11/10!

Ancient Warrior's avatar

Just what the doctor ordered. Thank you.

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

666 ??? ... 🤔🤔🤔

How come the bespoke condoms for Skulls & Bones members are not included ??? ...

Don Paul's avatar

Brilliant! Continue to stay up nights!

Noel Spangler's avatar

🙏🏻 Thanks, Don! Don't let the thought of that shipment keep you up at night!

Lucas Nascario's avatar

I literally just had an Amazon delivery, then saw this email 😂😆

Noel Spangler's avatar

Funny coincidence!

Tickled to Death's avatar

Had me there for a few minutes. Ha Ha