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Central Bank Now A Place of Worship

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Noel Spangler
May 02, 2023
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Priest opening door to Central Bank
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FRANKFURT, GERMANY –– The European Central Bank declared itself a religious institution this week, stating plans to renounce its materialistic ways and stop printing money.

“We’ve decided to do away with cash,” the Bank’s Chief Minister of Finance told reporters. “Instead, we will issue a different kind of currency, one that …

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