Clue™: Modern-Day Justice Edition
Experience Hasbro’s latest edition of the classic murder mystery board game! Developed with expert guidance from senior leaders at the U.S. Justice Department, Clue™: Modern-Day Justice brings stunning realism and non-stop fun to your family game night. Put on your navy windbreaker and step into the role of a federal agent handling today’s biggest cases. No detective skills are required as you’ll be following a time-tested government playbook. Features of the game include:
A Diverse Array of Suspects
Say goodbye to old-fashioned characters like Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, and Mrs. Peacock. The new cast of suspects is based on today’s most common criminal profiles — college activists who identify as furries and have ties to Antifa.
New Causes of Death
A clear case of murder? Think again. In this edition, mysteries can resolve in more ways than ever before! Expanded outcome cards include suicide, unforeseen medical events, and professional self-defense by law enforcement, which keeps the game realistic and unpredictable!
Special Markers
For the first time in its history, Clue™ comes packed with an official set of magic markers that help you keep clues hidden from other players. Use the markers to discreetly cover up names, faces, weapons, and more. You’ll be permitted to redact up to ten items before the action starts, so have at it!
A Calendar to Keep Track of Time
With hundreds of new rules and procedures, some cases take patience! That’s why each box includes a handy page-a-day calendar to help you keep track of how long your investigation has been ongoing. Will your case wrap up in a week — or span multiple election cycles? The suspense is part of the fun!
Exciting Updates on the Economy
As your investigation unfolds, enjoy periodic reminders about the strength of the stock market. 24 “Killer Economy” cards have been randomly mixed into the deck and may come up at any time. After all, even if you never find out who the culprit is, it’s important to remember the bigger picture.
Clue™: Modern-Day Justice is now available in stores. Redaction erasers and calendar refills not included.
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How much are the players getting paid per day to do (or not do) the "investigation"? (Gotta keep it real...)
As soon as I can get to the closet with the garbage bags of funds sequestered by DOGE, I'll take 10 games, please....