Clue™: Modern-Day Justice Edition

Feb 24, 2026

“Clue: Modern-Day Justice” game box depicting a smiling AG Pam Bondi and wide-eyed FBI Director Kash Patel, along with a row of 4 game cards to the side. They include an Epstein victim renamed “Mr. Hoax,” a Charlie Kirk victim renamed “Mr. Martyr,” a person of interest that’s been redacted, and a raging activist suspect named “Miss Mustard.”

Experience Hasbro’s latest edition of the classic murder mystery board game! Developed with expert guidance from senior leaders at the U.S. Justice Department, Clue™: Modern-Day Justice brings stunning realism and non-stop fun to your family game night. Put on your navy windbreaker and step into the role of a federal agent handling today’s biggest cases. No detective skills are required as you’ll be following a time-tested government playbook. Features of the game include:

A Diverse Array of Suspects

4 suspect cards lying on the Clue game board, depicting young, radical activists that have replaced the traditional Clue suspects. Their names are Miss Mustard, Professor Pink, Mr. Peacock, and Mr. White.

Say goodbye to old-fashioned characters like Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, and Mrs. Peacock. The new cast of suspects is based on today’s most common criminal profiles — college activists who identify as furries and have ties to Antifa.

New Causes of Death

Trio of cards lying on the Clue game board — Rope and Prison cards overlapped by a black “Suicide” card

A clear case of murder? Think again. In this edition, mysteries can resolve in more ways than ever before! Expanded outcome cards include suicide, unforeseen medical events, and professional self-defense by law enforcement, which keeps the game realistic and unpredictable!

Special Markers

Black marker lying on the Clue game board beside a Suspect card depicting Bill Gates with black ink blotting out his face and name.

For the first time in its history, Clue™ comes packed with an official set of magic markers that help you keep clues hidden from other players. Use the markers to discreetly cover up names, faces, weapons, and more. You’ll be permitted to redact up to ten items before the action starts, so have at it!

A Calendar to Keep Track of Time

Page-a-day calendar sitting on the Clue game board with “Day 267” and “Nothing yet, but we’re winning!” displayed on the current page; thick official-looking navy-colored book with “Game Rules” and Justice Dept. seal on the cover off to the side.

With hundreds of new rules and procedures, some cases take patience! That’s why each box includes a handy page-a-day calendar to help you keep track of how long your investigation has been ongoing. Will your case wrap up in a week — or span multiple election cycles? The suspense is part of the fun!

Exciting Updates on the Economy

Confidential case file envelope lying on the Clue game board overlapped by a “Killer Economy” card, showing a red stock market arrow-graphic trending upward with dollar signs.

As your investigation unfolds, enjoy periodic reminders about the strength of the stock market. 24 “Killer Economy” cards have been randomly mixed into the deck and may come up at any time. After all, even if you never find out who the culprit is, it’s important to remember the bigger picture.

Clue™: Modern-Day Justice is now available in stores. Redaction erasers and calendar refills not included.

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