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Global Elite Planning

We're Putting The Final Touches On Your Digital SlaveCard

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Noel Spangler
Oct 15, 2025
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A reptilian executive designs a digital ID card labelled “Right to: Work, Rent, Eat, Sleep, Exist” for a human named Carol Cog.
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Dear Unvalued Customer,

At Global Elite Planning, LLC, we’ve built our reputation on creating unparalleled dissatisfaction and misery for the human race. We were planning to delete all your rights before the holidays, but after some reflection, we’ve had a slight change of heart. Perhaps something about humanity is starting to rub …

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