You had me at "hallucinated from scratch by Chef Claude" and shortly thereafter, "falsamic dressing" would not allow me to contain my laughter. All spot on!
An absolutely delightful offering!... I'll start with the Soup of the Minute ... the Imperial Technocrab sounds delightful, but I'm on a low carb diet, and that much roughage may put me over my limit... So... with an eye toward introspection, I'll have the Flock-Eye Salmon and a bottle of your finest Maison des fous... No desert for me, I'm watching those calories don't ya know.
One of your funniest yet, 😆🤣 it was the Somersaulted Tesla Turkey that caught my eye considering I only popped in to see if you sold black coffee and toast.
Thanks, Veronica! That means a lot. I’d be happy to have that turkey somersaulted over to the UK. It won’t be as fresh from the lab, but still pretty good : )
I smoked a clam by Claude. It made my protein spike stiffer. I then enjoyed a slice of AI pie with a side of curly hairs. It's the small things in life that make me thankful that I have nothing, and I am happy.
Wicked funny ... too many highlights to cite.
In the immortal words of Mr. Creosote: "I'll have the lot!"
Thanks for introducing me to Mr. Creosote - just googled him and realized he's a Monty Python character.
Watch the ENTIRE scene ... it's one of THE alltime classics!
Just a wafer thin......💣
The restaurant gets a lot of trucked in bullshit from all over the world.
It's how they turn the bullshit into "stuff" that earns them 5 inverse stars.
Ah so it's not really "local" as advertised.
You had me at "hallucinated from scratch by Chef Claude" and shortly thereafter, "falsamic dressing" would not allow me to contain my laughter. All spot on!
🙏🏻 😂 Thanks, Sharine!
Large Linguini Model . . . so many possibilities, er, pastabilities!
LOL Good one!
Yummy, yummy ... 👍👍👍
How much are
- the quantum entanglement drinks, served in twin-cups or
- the raptor booster chocolate-fudge with life-time supply of wet-wipes,
medium to XXL size ??? ... 🤔🤔🤔
😂 Haha
🤣🤣🤣
"falsamic dressing". 😆👏🏾
Chef’s 😘
🙏🏻 😘
Hilarious. Thank you!
🙏🏻 Thank you, Valerie
An absolutely delightful offering!... I'll start with the Soup of the Minute ... the Imperial Technocrab sounds delightful, but I'm on a low carb diet, and that much roughage may put me over my limit... So... with an eye toward introspection, I'll have the Flock-Eye Salmon and a bottle of your finest Maison des fous... No desert for me, I'm watching those calories don't ya know.
😂 Haha! I hear you.
LOLOL! Oh, I had such a laugh! Your humor is superb! Thank You!
Thank YOU Amaterasu!
🤗 💜 🤗
Excellent post, but I’ve completely lost my appetite-hopefully not forever…Great work as always!
Thanks, Jack!
Clever. !!
🙏🏻
Thank you for a much-needed helping of superb satire!
Thanks, Peppy!
One of your funniest yet, 😆🤣 it was the Somersaulted Tesla Turkey that caught my eye considering I only popped in to see if you sold black coffee and toast.
Ah well, back to the street vendor.
Thanks, Veronica! That means a lot. I’d be happy to have that turkey somersaulted over to the UK. It won’t be as fresh from the lab, but still pretty good : )
If you do I'm sure I'll find someone to eat it, I'm sticking to my black coffee and toast. 😉
I smoked a clam by Claude. It made my protein spike stiffer. I then enjoyed a slice of AI pie with a side of curly hairs. It's the small things in life that make me thankful that I have nothing, and I am happy.
😂 😂 😂
😂 😂 😂
<3 "in the shape of the North American Super State" and "spike protein patty"