60 Square Foot Trump-Style Luxury Unit For Rent In Liberty City, Texas - $600/month

From 2030Apartments.com

Gorgeous space-saving apartment, perfect for patriots and MAGA supporters! Elegantly designed in a Trump Plaza style, this home offers authentic American charm, while still meeting global standards of safety and efficiency. Located in the heart of the new Liberty City, opening in southern Texas in 2030. An absolute steal!!

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Luxury Features & Amenities

• 24-hour white glove security and surveillance

• Elegant steel safety bars on windows

• Centrally controlled heat, hot water, and electricity

• Beautiful marble-esque floors and gold-plated fixtures

• Free inspections from the State

• Lab-certified alternative protein meal delivered daily

• 2 second walk to toilet, sink, and more!

• Never have to leave your home

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Freedom doesn’t wait. Reserve your spot in the Golden Age of America. Sign the lease today, move in January 1, 2030! Won’t last!!!

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