Elon Musk To Replace Drag Queen Storytellers With Autistic Engineers

U.S. NEWS — Under the guidance of government efficiency czar Elon Musk, President Trump has issued an executive order requiring public schools to fire all drag queens and replace them with high-functioning autistic engineers.

“We need SMART people like Elon reading to our kids”, Trump declared in a statement on X. “I fully trust him to produce more stabl…