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Elon Musk To Replace Drag Queen Storytellers With Autistic Engineers

Feb 10, 2025
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A serious young autistic engineer in a sweater, glasses and headphones reads a digital book to a group of kindergarten students during story hour. A flatscreen monitor behind him displays a Neuralink brain image.

U.S. NEWS — Under the guidance of government efficiency czar Elon Musk, President Trump has issued an executive order requiring public schools to fire all drag queens and replace them with high-functioning autistic engineers.

“We need SMART people like Elon reading to our kids”, Trump declared in a statement on X. “I fully trust him to produce more stabl…

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