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Elon Musk Purchases The Y, Turns It Into The X

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Noel Spangler
Nov 17, 2024
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WORLD NEWS — YMCAs across the globe have a new owner! Tech mogul Elon Musk has purchased the Y, an international non-profit, for seven billion dollars. In a press conference, Musk announced big plans for the youth organization, including a complete rebranding.

“We’re going to change the Y to an X,” he told rep…

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