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FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine For Walking Dead

FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine For Walking Dead

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Noel Spangler
Sep 02, 2022
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials at The Food and Drug Administration recently approved Pfizer’s BioNTech Vaccine for the undead population, which comprises millions of zombies across the United States. The authorization will further expand the vaccine’s reach to cover every living — and non-living — person in the country.

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