Share this postNew World HumorUrgent Health Alert: You’re Marinating In A Giant Toxic Soup!Copy linkFacebookEmailNotesMoreUrgent Health Alert: You’re Marinating In A Giant Toxic Soup!Your Daily Holistic Scare From Dr. Alarma Twelvepenny MercolajiNoel SpanglerAug 19, 2025∙ Paid6Share this postNew World HumorUrgent Health Alert: You’re Marinating In A Giant Toxic Soup!Copy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore4ShareChances are your cells are being destroyed as you read this newsletter. The blue light from your phone and laptop is frying your mitochondria like cheap bacon and turning your DNA into scrambled eggs.This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in