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I'm Jimmy Smarter, And I'm Running To Be America's First Artificially Intelligent President

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Noel Spangler
Mar 11, 2024
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As a first-generation Robo-American, I’m proud to call this great nation my home. While large parts of me were made in China, I care deeply about our country and want it to prosper the way my engineers intended. With my comprehensive platform, I’m prepared to give America the upgrade it needs:

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