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New Long-Range Vaccine Lets You Immunize Strangers From Across The Street

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Noel Spangler
Sep 17, 2025
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Hand with surgical glove holding a translucent vaccine delivery device in the shape of a gun.
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WORLD NEWS — Pfizer, Inc. has partnered with leading arms manufacturers to develop a new form of vaccination, specifically designed for long-range shots in public spaces. Experts say the method, called point-and-vax, could dramatically improve immunization rates, especially among highly resistant right-wing populations.

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