As The Men In Black Outside Your House, We're Here To Tell You There's No Conspiracy

Image generated in DALL-E 3 / Microsoft Bing

Hello. We thought we’d give you a call from our black sedan parked out back. Listen, it’s time to take off the tin foil hat, buddy. There’s no conspiracy. None whatsoever. Just a whole lot of dumb you-tubers who need a serious fact check. You’re on top of the list, so we’d like to clear some things up right no…