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We're Rocking The Boat With Our New Yacht Club

A Message to America from Elon, Peter, Larry, and the rest of the Dark MAGA gang

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Noel Spangler
Jun 30, 2025
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Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and Larry Ellison seated confidently on a black yacht in sunglasses, black T-shirts, and black MAGA hats, as they introduce their new yacht club.
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Have you noticed most yachts out there are white? We intend to change that. With our new jet-black yacht, The Destroyer, we’re disrupting the status quo and putting the waters around us on high alert.

The mainstream boating establishment has been set in its ways for too long. It wants to keep yachts 90% white, which is a major prob…

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