URGENT: 7 Vital Government Agencies Are About To Be Demolished

An Emergency Message from the Congressional Office for Bureaucratic Preservation

Dear Taxpayer,

Not to alarm you, but our democracy is hanging by a thread. D.O.G.E. is taking a buzzsaw to more of our government’s most critical federal agencies. Without them, our Republic will surely collapse!

Now, you’ll probably wonder why you haven’t heard of the seven agencies we’re about to share with you. They keep a low profile because of the hi…