Our Lab To Table Restaurant Is Now Open For Lunch And Dinner
Here at Bon Appetech!, all of our food is served fresh from the lab. To ensure the highest quality, each dish we make is personally tested and approved by world-renowned culinary expert Bill Gates.
Getting hungry? We invite you to check out our menu, which features a variety of innovative yet wholesome cuisines, guaranteed to whet your appetite.
SPECIALS *
Spike Protein Burger ~ $28
Our signature lab-grown patty made with 100% pure spike protein, and topped with genetically modified lettuce, tomato and melted mRNA-jack cheese on a synthetic sesame bun
Impossibowl ~ $30
Microscopic laser-cut rotini on a bed of lipid nanocream spinach. Served with a handheld microscope and fork.
STARTERS
Just Like Salad ~ $14
Engineered lettuce, artificial artichokes, imitation tomatoes, and mock cucumbers, with falsamic dressing
Corn On A Swab ~ $10
Delicious lab-created corn, fully tested and ready to eat off the swab.
ENTREES
Vegan Smartballs ~ $25
Our popular mRNA-infused faux-lafel balls send a message to your cells, instructing them to enjoy what they’re eating, despite the lack of taste.
PCR Portabello ~ $28
Mushrooms made through polymerase chain reaction technology, and roasted over a Bunsen burner. Served with randomized controlled rice.
Penne Alla Cicada ~ $26
Lab-made penne pasta, mixed with sustainable, triple-boosted cicadas, and drizzled with a savory pestocide sauce
Medium-Rare Raptor ~ $44
Succulent reconstructed dinosaur meat, prepared using Next Generation DNA sequencing, and seasoned with Jurassic-era herbs and spices
DESSERTS
Chocolate Nanochip Cookie ~ $10
Cookie dough made from finely ground crickets and sprinkled with harmless chocolate-covered computer chips
Low Carbon Cake ~ $12
A climate-friendly sponge cake, cultured in a petri dish with various additives to reduce carbon dioxide emissions during preparation
BEVERAGES
Gene Therapy Juice ~ $8
This juice is not “gene therapy,” despite what the name suggests.
Milk Shock ~ $9
Electrically charged milkshake that delivers just the right jolt to your system
Depopulatte ~ $10
A rich killer latte, specially formulated to reduce overpopulation
If you wish to have your beverage injected into you, add $2
I'm a tough guy so I'd like to try one of those SPIKE burgers with EXTRA SPIKES. I usually eat glass and nails for dinner but SPIKES might poke through my lips making me EXTRA tough. I will try one of those low carbon cakes too. I brought some soot from my tailpipe to add some flavor and texture to this goo. Let me wash it down with a Milk Shock with EXTRA SHOCK! I wanna my girl to light up like a Christmas tree when I slip her some tongue. That milk, is that from milkweed? How does one milk a weed? Back in the day we used to get our milk from cows or even goats! I know, crazy huh?