Reality TV Shows In The Year 2030
Wondering what’s in store for the world of television after The Great Reset? You’re in for a treat! From State-sponsored competitions to extreme global makeovers, here’s a sneak peak at some very real TV shows slated for 2030:
Survivor: Home Edition
Produced by CBS and The World Economic Forum
Get ready for a Survivor like none other! This exciting reboot of the world’s longest-running reality series won’t be set on a far-away, exotic island. Instead, contestants will be filmed right at home as they endure life in a 15-minute smart city. Watch as ordinary human beings, just like you, are forced to eat bugs, navigate a high-tech surveillance jungle, and survive on a universal basic income of $500 per month.
The Bachelor: Global Elite
Produced by ABC and The Bilderberg Group
Ever dreamed of marrying a globalist? The newest bachelor is wealthier and more powerful than you can imagine. He’s looking for one lucky woman to help him depopulate the Earth and rule over the remaining “useless singles.” If you’re a psychopathic female with a fetish for world domination, this could be the opportunity for you. Casting for the 2030 season has already begun. Get in line now for a chance to secure your spot in the New World!
Dancing With Sars
Produced by ABC and the CDC
In this less glamorous version of “Dancing with the Stars,” fourteen fully boosted celebrities with long COVID symptoms will attempt to make it through their ballroom routines without collapsing. ABC is working closely with the CDC to create a detailed set of guidelines for the series. Judges have agreed to end all of their critiques with the words, “but it would have been worse if you weren’t vaccinated.”