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In Defense of Sun Dimming: A New York Times Editorial By Count Dracula

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Noel Spangler
Jul 31, 2025
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Count Dracula wearing glasses in a dimly lit basement, writing on a laptop with a New York Times sticker, a solar geoengineering diagram on the wall beside him.
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As a concerned global citizen who has been intently following the news from his subterranean lair, I have observed a most disappointing trend. People have begun to resist a very promising climate initiative: sun dimming.

With solar geoengineering technology that allows us to temper the sun’s glare, we are one step closer to liberat…

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