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Trump Announces He Struck Deal With Giant Comet, Ensuring It Safely Passes Earth

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Noel Spangler
Nov 21, 2025
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A split image of a giant comet in space and Donald Trump speaking loudly.

WORLD NEWS — In a recent post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump stated that he had convinced the comet 3I/ATLAS to change course and save our planet from an apocalyptic collision.

According to Trump, the extraterrestrial body was originally headed straight toward Earth. But after what he described as “a massive feat of diplomacy,” he was able to st…

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