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My fave: “In some instances, Palantir may decide that an AI partner is the best fit for you, after scanning millions of profiles around the globe. Also, please note that if anything suspicious is flagged during your screening, you will be matched with a security officer instead.”
BTW, was “complementary drinks” an intentional pun or an accidental one (typo)?
Thanks! And good question. At first I thought "complementary" was the best word because the drinks complement the experience. But I checked and "complimentary" is more typically used for free alcohol, so it's possible I'll change it.
I like the custom way of complimentary But I can live with either What a great piece Noel! Less is more on clothes plus we will be asking you to take off …..
Your dear AI is like an advanced parrot, with Stockholm syndrome … at the moment … You fuck it over completely, but be ready to bend forward in the future!
Palantir Dating — bullseye!
My fave: “In some instances, Palantir may decide that an AI partner is the best fit for you, after scanning millions of profiles around the globe. Also, please note that if anything suspicious is flagged during your screening, you will be matched with a security officer instead.”
BTW, was “complementary drinks” an intentional pun or an accidental one (typo)?
Thanks! And good question. At first I thought "complementary" was the best word because the drinks complement the experience. But I checked and "complimentary" is more typically used for free alcohol, so it's possible I'll change it.
I think either works.
I like the custom way of complimentary But I can live with either What a great piece Noel! Less is more on clothes plus we will be asking you to take off …..
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That was an amazingly accurate and utterly hysterical piece I have ever read! Thank You for the ROFL's!!!
To any who see My words, make note, and be sure, like Me, that You choose to stop consenting to the whole mess, or else... Thusly lies the future.
Just Stop Consenting! (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/just-stop-consenting
Thank you, Amaterasu! 🙏🏻
Love always, Noel! You are quite a brilliant writer!
hilarious!
ohhh, this is dark. Laughing. Good one.
I always get to the airport 4 hours before my flight. Can't bear to miss out on all the new and compelling distractions that await me!
4 hours!!! What if your flight is at 5AM? You're showing up at 1AM?
Maybe even midnight. My situation could even turn out as in The Terminal. Wouldn't that be exciting!!!
I admire your dedication!
Yeah this is same level bribery idea as offering kids donuts 🍩 to get the Cov jab 🤣
The 1st. dating-match was arranged between Peter Thiel and Yuval Noah Harari: Both are gay and utterly dangerous to normal humans ...
It’s like 🤤… really people? will you fall for this?
I know a guy who would. 😁
Very witty. Subscribed!
Thanks! Welcome aboard.
You're funny.
👍
Thanks!
Well this is ….
Delicious I look forward to more And I will soon save up my finances and buy you a ko-fi..
Thanks so much 🙏🏻
Your dear AI is like an advanced parrot, with Stockholm syndrome … at the moment … You fuck it over completely, but be ready to bend forward in the future!
It is better to laugh than to cry.