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Red Pill Poet's avatar

Palantir Dating — bullseye!

My fave: “In some instances, Palantir may decide that an AI partner is the best fit for you, after scanning millions of profiles around the globe. Also, please note that if anything suspicious is flagged during your screening, you will be matched with a security officer instead.”

BTW, was “complementary drinks” an intentional pun or an accidental one (typo)?

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks! And good question. At first I thought "complementary" was the best word because the drinks complement the experience. But I checked and "complimentary" is more typically used for free alcohol, so it's possible I'll change it.

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Red Pill Poet's avatar

I think either works.

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New Humanity's avatar

I like the custom way of complimentary But I can live with either What a great piece Noel! Less is more on clothes plus we will be asking you to take off …..

🤣

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nancy knox-bierman's avatar

hilarious!

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Michael Newberry's avatar

ohhh, this is dark. Laughing. Good one.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

That was an amazingly accurate and utterly hysterical piece I have ever read! Thank You for the ROFL's!!!

To any who see My words, make note, and be sure, like Me, that You choose to stop consenting to the whole mess, or else... Thusly lies the future.

Just Stop Consenting! (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/just-stop-consenting

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you, Amaterasu! 🙏🏻

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Love always, Noel! You are quite a brilliant writer!

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Dawn's avatar

I always get to the airport 4 hours before my flight. Can't bear to miss out on all the new and compelling distractions that await me!

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The Past Life Detective's avatar

Yeah this is same level bribery idea as offering kids donuts 🍩 to get the Cov jab 🤣

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

The 1st. dating-match was arranged between Peter Thiel and Yuval Noah Harari: Both are gay and utterly dangerous to normal humans ...

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MX's avatar

It’s like 🤤… really people? will you fall for this?

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Natalie's avatar

I know a guy who would. 😁

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Michael Barrett's avatar

You're funny.

👍

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks!

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New Humanity's avatar

Well this is ….

Delicious I look forward to more And I will soon save up my finances and buy you a ko-fi..

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks so much 🙏🏻

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Martin - Vetenskapliga partiet's avatar

Your dear AI is like an advanced parrot, with Stockholm syndrome … at the moment … You fuck it over completely, but be ready to bend forward in the future!

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Martin - Vetenskapliga partiet's avatar

It is better to laugh than to cry.

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