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Forgettable's avatar

I am dissatisfied that the radio buttons cannot be pressed. I cannot fill out the survey. Oh the horror!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Haha

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Susan Creed's avatar

I was wondering if I am the only one who tried 😂

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Gas Axe's avatar

We have to laugh at this trash fire. Thank you for poking fun at it

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Happy to do that. Thanks!

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Metta Zetty's avatar

100%, Gas Axe!

Laughter, and this kind of great satire, will be humanity's saving grace!

Thanks, Noel.

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Esther Lee's avatar

this is seriously the best substack ever😂😂

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Esther! Glad you're enjoying it.

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The Word Herder's avatar

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gary’S's avatar

That WAS good!!

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Brian Forkum's avatar

This is amazing. We could have had heaven on earth with eternal lives that could have transcended so many dimensions yet we must argue, fight and bicker over the most minuscule things that don’t even affect anyone.

Count me as being subscribed to your platform.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you! Sadly, that's true

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Katherine's avatar

LMAO! Just brilliant.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks so much

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Katherine's avatar

Nooooo, thank YOU.

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Grub Street In Exile's avatar

Consult your doctor before laughing this much. Thought crime as comedy.

Priceless.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Haha thanks!

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Follow the Silence's avatar

Noel, buddy—thanks for nothin’!

I asked my wife to complete the survey and thanks to you she filed for divorce, packed her bags, and gassed up leaving skid marks in the driveway.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 LOL Blame the reptilians, not me!

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Follow the Silence's avatar

Okay, thanks. Now I feel better. 🫶

BTW- Nice work! In these trouble times, we need a little levity to help remind us that we are complex human beings still capable of expressing joy along with the challenge of rising above our adversities, no matter how great.

I invite you to check out,

Breaking: Trump Has Spiritual Awakening, Does a Complete One-Eighty!

https://followthesilence.substack.com/p/breaking-trump-has-spiritual-awakening

This is right up your alley.

Stay happy, healthy, and hydrated.

✌️

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks so much! I'm going to check it out when I get a chance.

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David Sun Todd's avatar

I love your work, Noel. So needed and so spot on.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks so much! Your artwork is really cool. How did you do it w/o AI?

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David Sun Todd's avatar

I start with nature photographs from my camera. I then transform them in Photoshop. I seek to show what can perhaps only be felt: the energy of nature and the living Earth.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

I got that right away. I don't think I've seen anything quite like it. The closest comparison is Alex Grey's work, except you're doing it in a different way, in a different medium, with different kind of subject matter.

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Susan's avatar

😂❤️😂

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orkestral's avatar

Real smart ass shit right there.

Right up my alley.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, orkestral!

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Moose's avatar

This is so sad, and so true. At least we can still find a way to smile whilst underfoot! These heinous overlords used to be referred to as "GODS". Now we call them "BIG TECH". At least they quit crucifying us and lopping off our heads. If you want to REALLY know who "THEY" are, read my book: The Fake Fall of Rome. WARNING. YOU CAN'T UNREAD IT!! Noel, You rule bro. Thank you for ridiculing they/them.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Moose. You’re the best!

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Metta Zetty's avatar

Who needs tools like the guillotine when you have the C-19, injections?

Simpler, easier and, in most cases, much less messy. 😉👍

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John Stuckey's avatar

Keep up the horrific work! 'Soon,' when industrial civilization collapses due to the depletion of resources on which it depends, you'll be out of work, since most of us will perish in the violent chaos that follows. So, in the meantime, enjoy!

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Peter d'Errico's avatar

🤣

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Courageous Lion's avatar

You call this SATIRE? It's too true to be satire. This would fit in with every government school in the world. It should be a mandatory college entrance test.

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Metta Zetty's avatar

Thanks, Noel. Very much appreciate the opportunity to participant in this important research initiative. 😉👍

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Metta! It's actually best to ignore those reptilians and not give them any feedback 😂

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