"If you have any questions or concerns about our agenda, please contact our Customer Disservice Department and enjoy an automated message. We are available 0 hours per day, 0 days per week." — Bam!
In this particular satirical world, they tell you all the things they would normally hide in real life. Have you completed the customer dissatisfaction survey, by the way?
Although you are available 0 hours or days, I'm sure one of the UK's lettered agencies will be reading this and pass my reply along. I feel like being most unladylike and telling you to put my digital ID where the sun doesn't shine, but I prefer to keep my phone at hand. I should inform you that you could never have the shade of red to match the amount I aim to rebel.
Besides you loony bunch of disservice team, I already have my slave number, you know that number top corner of my birth certificate when my mother registered my birth and you floated me on the stock market and turned me into a ghost.
At least my American friends are straw men, always sounds a bit more substantial to me than being killed off at birth.
Demonic entities must always tell us the truth about their intentions in order that we enslave ourselves voluntarily….those are the rules.
Once again this is a very observant piece of satire….the only problem is that when the slave-cards are finally issued (very soon), your “Right to Satire” will definitely be revoked....it will be sadly missed.
Yu are very good like "The Onion" in San Francisco is. Don't know if they are still around but you could write for them and be read by 1000's or at least a few. LOL
I'd have to throw the red in there as well, you know, coming from the land of the Butchers Apron, aka the Union Flag unless on board a boat and it oddly turns into the Union Jack. 😉
I am old enough to remember "no loitering" signs shaming us into being "productive." Now that we're all "useless eaters," will we need a license to loiter? What the hell are we supposed to do, spend all day at the gym pumping iron, preparing for a WW(X) fought with fists and clubs?
We're all loitering now! In china it's called "laying flat."
"forehead stamp"!!!!!
"If you have any questions or concerns about our agenda, please contact our Customer Disservice Department and enjoy an automated message. We are available 0 hours per day, 0 days per week." — Bam!
Another beauty — thanks!
😂 🙏🏻
Isn't it a bit too obvious to call it a SlaveCard? They should call it a FreedomCard instead for that good 'ole doublespeak.
In this particular satirical world, they tell you all the things they would normally hide in real life. Have you completed the customer dissatisfaction survey, by the way?
https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/customer-dissatisfaction-survey-global-elite-planning?utm_source=publication-search
Oh yes, I was terribly dissatisfied with that survey. So dissatisfied that I was the top commenter in fact!
When can I throw away my analog slave cards?
Likely already expired :)
"We are available 0 hours per day, 0 days per week." Ha, ha.
WIsh I could have liked that more than once!
Dear or not so dear service team,
Although you are available 0 hours or days, I'm sure one of the UK's lettered agencies will be reading this and pass my reply along. I feel like being most unladylike and telling you to put my digital ID where the sun doesn't shine, but I prefer to keep my phone at hand. I should inform you that you could never have the shade of red to match the amount I aim to rebel.
Besides you loony bunch of disservice team, I already have my slave number, you know that number top corner of my birth certificate when my mother registered my birth and you floated me on the stock market and turned me into a ghost.
At least my American friends are straw men, always sounds a bit more substantial to me than being killed off at birth.
With malice and no regrets.
Veronica Baker.
😂 😂
Wish I knew why all of a sudden I keep getting codes sent to Me from SS to make comments. And I truly wish I had a penny to give.
Excellent and frighteningly funny!
Thank you, Amaterasu! You are already giving far more than that with your comments and your sharing. It means a lot.
Love always! 🤗 💜 🤗
Wait, so the rights to sportsball and gambling are no more considered essential?
What a downer. Proles again have it better than the Outer Party.
Demonic entities must always tell us the truth about their intentions in order that we enslave ourselves voluntarily….those are the rules.
Once again this is a very observant piece of satire….the only problem is that when the slave-cards are finally issued (very soon), your “Right to Satire” will definitely be revoked....it will be sadly missed.
Thank you! That's true, unfortunately, but good insight.
Yu are very good like "The Onion" in San Francisco is. Don't know if they are still around but you could write for them and be read by 1000's or at least a few. LOL
Thank you! They are still around, but not in San Francisco as far as I know. https://theonion.com/
{...standard mainstream SlaveCard, which comes in blue...}
Blue AND WHITE, the two colors of the most despicable state on this planet !!! 🤮🤮🤮
I'd have to throw the red in there as well, you know, coming from the land of the Butchers Apron, aka the Union Flag unless on board a boat and it oddly turns into the Union Jack. 😉
Excellent excellent. Apt material!
Thanks, Tonika!
Noel, you are magic. You bring so much joy into my life by skewering the darkest evil! May we all follow your lead...🤩
Thanks so much, Mary 🙏🏻 That means a lot! But I wouldn't follow anyone's lead other than your own.
Indeed! Wise words...
I am old enough to remember "no loitering" signs shaming us into being "productive." Now that we're all "useless eaters," will we need a license to loiter? What the hell are we supposed to do, spend all day at the gym pumping iron, preparing for a WW(X) fought with fists and clubs?
We're all loitering now! In china it's called "laying flat."
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Yeah. Sharing.