"If you have any questions or concerns about our agenda, please contact our Customer Disservice Department and enjoy an automated message. We are available 0 hours per day, 0 days per week." — Bam!
In this particular satirical world, they tell you all the things they would normally hide in real life. Have you completed the customer dissatisfaction survey, by the way?
Demonic entities must always tell us the truth about their intentions in order that we enslave ourselves voluntarily….those are the rules.
Once again this is a very observant piece of satire….the only problem is that when the slave-cards are finally issued (very soon), your “Right to Satire” will definitely be revoked....it will be sadly missed.
Yu are very good like "The Onion" in San Francisco is. Don't know if they are still around but you could write for them and be read by 1000's or at least a few. LOL
I object to the slave cards being limited to just blue or red. We should have the freedom to choose from a wide variety of designs and colors to express our individuality.
"forehead stamp"!!!!!
"If you have any questions or concerns about our agenda, please contact our Customer Disservice Department and enjoy an automated message. We are available 0 hours per day, 0 days per week." — Bam!
Another beauty — thanks!
😂 🙏🏻
Isn't it a bit too obvious to call it a SlaveCard? They should call it a FreedomCard instead for that good 'ole doublespeak.
In this particular satirical world, they tell you all the things they would normally hide in real life. Have you completed the customer dissatisfaction survey, by the way?
https://www.newworldhumor.com/p/customer-dissatisfaction-survey-global-elite-planning?utm_source=publication-search
When can I throw away my analog slave cards?
Likely already expired :)
"We are available 0 hours per day, 0 days per week." Ha, ha.
Wait, so the rights to sportsball and gambling are no more considered essential?
What a downer. Proles again have it better than the Outer Party.
Demonic entities must always tell us the truth about their intentions in order that we enslave ourselves voluntarily….those are the rules.
Once again this is a very observant piece of satire….the only problem is that when the slave-cards are finally issued (very soon), your “Right to Satire” will definitely be revoked....it will be sadly missed.
Thank you! That's true, unfortunately, but good insight.
WIsh I could have liked that more than once!
Yu are very good like "The Onion" in San Francisco is. Don't know if they are still around but you could write for them and be read by 1000's or at least a few. LOL
Thank you! They are still around, but not in San Francisco as far as I know. https://theonion.com/
Wish I knew why all of a sudden I keep getting codes sent to Me from SS to make comments. And I truly wish I had a penny to give.
Excellent and frighteningly funny!
Thank you, Amaterasu! You are already giving far more than that with your comments and your sharing. It means a lot.
Love always! 🤗 💜 🤗
{...standard mainstream SlaveCard, which comes in blue...}
Blue AND WHITE, the two colors of the most despicable state on this planet !!! 🤮🤮🤮
Noel, you are magic. You bring so much joy into my life by skewering the darkest evil! May we all follow your lead...🤩
Thanks so much, Mary 🙏🏻 That means a lot! But I wouldn't follow anyone's lead other than your own.
I object to the slave cards being limited to just blue or red. We should have the freedom to choose from a wide variety of designs and colors to express our individuality.
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Excellent excellent. Apt material!