The Curious Case Of The Frozen Mayor
NEW YORK — January 1, 2026
The hands on the clock above City Hall strike noon as newly elected Mayor Zohran Mamdani nears the end of his inauguration speech.
“We’re making life more affordable than ever for New Yorkers. Starting tomorrow, all $1 pizza slices will be completely free for anyone with a digital ID linked to a Chase checking account.”
The crowd erupts in a cheer.
The mayor smiles — a perfect, measured display of white teeth. Cameras flash in rapid succession. Then, without warning, his face freezes, his eyes widen, and his body goes still.
A lone gray squirrel perched on the stone ledge stops gnawing and becomes alert. Nearby officials look at the mayor, baffled. The audience begins to murmur: “Is this part of the speech?” “What’s he doing?”
A PR manager pushes back members of the press as two EMS officers rush the stage. They wave hands in front of the mayor’s eyes and snap their fingers. “Sir, can you hear us?” one asks.
No response.
“He appears to be in a state of paralysis,” the other says, shining a light in the mayor’s eyes and ears, searching for any sign of movement.
The second officer checks his vital signs. “Stable, but unresponsive. Do we call this in?”
“To who?” the first mutters. “There’s no protocol for a frozen mayor.”
With careful hands, they both attempt to pry open the politician’s grinning mouth, but it doesn’t budge. “It’s fixed,” she says. “I’ve never seen anything like this.”
* * * * *
Miles away at a mansion in upstate New York, a white-haired man sits in his paneled study, hunched over a slim black device with a single recessed button and a large dial on the side. He presses the button repeatedly, his expression tightening.
A servant enters in a hurry. “Mr. Soros, you called?”
The man swivels sharply in his chair. “Yes. The damn button on this thing is stuck. Get me the backup controller—quick.”
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LOLOL! Loved this one! But I will say... Soros is not in with the Ones really in control - He too is a puppet. If We see Them on the stage (Our screens), They are part of the performance the hidden hand, the quadrillionaires, likely Roman, put on for Us to cast sandy hooks into Our emotions and drag Us where They want Us.
(Plato clued Us in...)
Escape the Cave! (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/escape-the-cave
The EMS people checking his vitals with their tools seem genuinely worried. Have they considered giving the frozen mayor a prostate exam to help him reboot?