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Red Pill Poet's avatar

It's SO spot on that it's threatening to make the leap from satire to dystopic horror.

Great job, as always. Now come clean ... these ARE actual "terms and conditions" that you somehow got your hands on, right?

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Well, that's a dampener on writing a response when One has to go back to the email to get a code... Anyway...

I know that if We were born here, We own a share of OUR planet's wealth. If this was not true, They, the moneyed psychopaths in control on Our planet (by virtue of money), would not bother putting Our shares into Cestui Que Vie "trusts" that They control.

Humor or no, I want My share returned!

Still, this had Me laughing a lot! I wouldn't consent to it if It were true, though... Haha!

Trusts: The Big Heist Against Humanity (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/trusts-the-big-heist-against-humanity

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

This reads so friggin' Roth schildish ... πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

If it weren't so 🀒🀒🀒, I'd 🀣🀣🀣

🎯🎯🎯 πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ !!!

Erik's avatar

Sounds about right... πŸ˜‰

John Stuckey's avatar

No worries! 'Soon,' when the finite resources on which it depends become sufficiently depleted, the whole enterprise will collapse, and we will be 'free' to survive on the terms of our dear Mother Earth's Laws of Nature.

Nancy Parsons's avatar

"Your continued presence on Earth constitutes acceptance of all revisions and updates, some of which may be installed overnight while you sleep."

I'm still laughing! One of the funniest lines ever! Thank you, Noel. πŸ₯°