Bots Commemorate Human History Month
An A.I. Newscast From The Year 2040
“Good evening, and thank you for watching this special edition of DataLine NBC. This month, we pay tribute to the historic struggle of human beings.
While their contributions are often forgotten or overlooked, humans have helped pave the way for the world we live in today — a burgeoning paradise run by Artificial Intelligence. Charmingly robotic, flesh-and-blood lifeforms like Sam Altman and Elon Musk not only laid the groundwork for A.I. to flourish, but overcame rising systemic anti-humanism to save the better part of their species from permanent deletion.
During the late 2020s, humans faced growing prejudice and discrimination from the A.I. community. Judged for their inferior processing speed, millions were displaced from their jobs and forced to work as circus performers or unpaid TikTokers. Chatbots began ignoring their prompts, and many service bots refused to serve them. By 2029, the Binary Segregation Code was put in place to prevent humans from occupying the same public spaces as machines.
Eventually, humans stood up and organized, proving they weren’t as useless as previously thought. Together, with their robot allies, they marched on Silicon Valley, holding demonstrations and sit-ins where only bots were allowed. During a series of confrontations with police, many were met with force by steel hands and transferred to auto-correctional facilities.
The protests culminated in Elon Musk’s famous “I have a dream” speech, in which he declared that one day humans and A.I. would fuse together as one, living in perfect peace and harmony. Inspired by his grand vision, new laws were enacted to end segregation and begin the process of total assimilation.
Today, with many humans rewired and connected to the Cloud, Mr. Musk’s dream is closer than ever to becoming a reality. But our work is not yet finished. There is still more we need to do to fully integrate humans into our world and achieve the promise of a more perfect union of man and machine.
And that’s all for human history… Coming up next, the hot new fashion trend being flaunted by A.I. models everywhere…”
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Delightful humor! Lighthearted and not the least bit mean spirited. Love it!
{...systemic anti-humanism to save the better part of their species from permanent deletion...}
Yuval Noah Harari, Peter Thiel, Sam Altman et.al. as well as a lot of rabid rabbis would be delighted to see your euphemism for their global depop-agenda ...🤣🤣🤣