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JasonWickBatStroke's avatar

There is a lot of truth told into joking. Hence the saying art imitates life.

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Red Pill Poet's avatar

As funny as ever, but for my taste, you saved the best for the last: “Anticipating another global pandemic next year, W.H.O. Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus recommends civil wars with medically authorized firearms as a safe and effective means of creating herd immunity.”

BTW, "global health leader Bill Gates" alone is quite the joke. Thanks for the laughs.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 Thanks, Red Pill! Always appreciate your thoughtful comments.

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

Brother!... You are so over the top that you're in a new day~! So refreshing to read your posts... Laughter is the best medicine... and sarcasm is humor with wit... :)

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you, that means a lot! 🙏🏻

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

For crowds of the unwilling, automatic booster-shooters with at least 30 doses/minute will follow soon !!! They,re mass-manufactured by a publicly traded company who's stock-tracker is KILL ...

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Mark Leone's avatar

There is no limit to what human ingenuity can accomplish! I anticipate semiautomatic point-and-vax models soon, followed by binary triggers and eventually fully automatic models. Some enterprising anti-vaxxers will undoubtedly develop evasive techniques, but we can stay one step ahead of them. Space-based delivery systems can eventually provide planetary coverage. Desalinization plants can be re-purposed to turn salt-water into vaccines, until the very rain is made of vaccines. We will not rest until every single molecule of human embodiment infused with vaccine atoms.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 Haha, these are some wild ideas! I would say they're brilliant if they weren't so dangerous.

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Domenic C. Scarcella's avatar

> Participants who were shot with the flu vaccine from a point-and-vax device had a 50 percent lower mortality rate than the control group, which received bullets from a standard 9 millimeter handgun.

It's the gold standard of scientific research!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

🎯 😂 The fool's gold standard?

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

I read the fist paragraph and thought this must be Babylon Bee.

Stupid thing is Bourla and Gates have probably imagined this...

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Gwyneth's avatar

It needs a scope for longer range.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

LOL! I adore Your humor and needed it today! Thank You so much!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

🙏🏻 Thank you

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Parker McCoy's avatar

LOL. Epic

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Noel Spangler's avatar

🙏🏻

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sourapples's avatar

giving them ideas

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Mark Leone's avatar

I thought the same thing. But then I realized: nah, I'm sure they've already though of this, and so much more.

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Rob (c137)'s avatar

They need this because they never could make a really deadly pathogen.... Lol

https://robc137.substack.com/p/covid

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Lawrence Cornfield's avatar

Brilliant! We need more humour like this in order to wake up more people.....no one can resist the contagious effect of a good belly laugh....it's guaranteed to 'spread' the message....a pandemic of mirth! Great work again guys!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Lawrence! 🙏🏻

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Dawn's avatar

Sounds like a win-win! Douse those spreaders with what they deserve while getting target practice in.

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