Pfizer, Inc. has partnered with leading arms manufacturers to develop a new form of vaccination, specifically designed for long-range shots in public spaces.
As funny as ever, but for my taste, you saved the best for the last: “Anticipating another global pandemic next year, W.H.O. Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus recommends civil wars with medically authorized firearms as a safe and effective means of creating herd immunity.”
BTW, "global health leader Bill Gates" alone is quite the joke. Thanks for the laughs.
Brother!... You are so over the top that you're in a new day~! So refreshing to read your posts... Laughter is the best medicine... and sarcasm is humor with wit... :)
For crowds of the unwilling, automatic booster-shooters with at least 30 doses/minute will follow soon !!! They,re mass-manufactured by a publicly traded company who's stock-tracker is KILL ...
There is no limit to what human ingenuity can accomplish! I anticipate semiautomatic point-and-vax models soon, followed by binary triggers and eventually fully automatic models. Some enterprising anti-vaxxers will undoubtedly develop evasive techniques, but we can stay one step ahead of them. Space-based delivery systems can eventually provide planetary coverage. Desalinization plants can be re-purposed to turn salt-water into vaccines, until the very rain is made of vaccines. We will not rest until every single molecule of human embodiment infused with vaccine atoms.
> Participants who were shot with the flu vaccine from a point-and-vax device had a 50 percent lower mortality rate than the control group, which received bullets from a standard 9 millimeter handgun.
Brilliant! We need more humour like this in order to wake up more people.....no one can resist the contagious effect of a good belly laugh....it's guaranteed to 'spread' the message....a pandemic of mirth! Great work again guys!
There is a lot of truth told into joking. Hence the saying art imitates life.
As funny as ever, but for my taste, you saved the best for the last: “Anticipating another global pandemic next year, W.H.O. Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus recommends civil wars with medically authorized firearms as a safe and effective means of creating herd immunity.”
BTW, "global health leader Bill Gates" alone is quite the joke. Thanks for the laughs.
😂 Thanks, Red Pill! Always appreciate your thoughtful comments.
Brother!... You are so over the top that you're in a new day~! So refreshing to read your posts... Laughter is the best medicine... and sarcasm is humor with wit... :)
Thank you, that means a lot! 🙏🏻
For crowds of the unwilling, automatic booster-shooters with at least 30 doses/minute will follow soon !!! They,re mass-manufactured by a publicly traded company who's stock-tracker is KILL ...
There is no limit to what human ingenuity can accomplish! I anticipate semiautomatic point-and-vax models soon, followed by binary triggers and eventually fully automatic models. Some enterprising anti-vaxxers will undoubtedly develop evasive techniques, but we can stay one step ahead of them. Space-based delivery systems can eventually provide planetary coverage. Desalinization plants can be re-purposed to turn salt-water into vaccines, until the very rain is made of vaccines. We will not rest until every single molecule of human embodiment infused with vaccine atoms.
😂 Haha, these are some wild ideas! I would say they're brilliant if they weren't so dangerous.
> Participants who were shot with the flu vaccine from a point-and-vax device had a 50 percent lower mortality rate than the control group, which received bullets from a standard 9 millimeter handgun.
It's the gold standard of scientific research!
🎯 😂 The fool's gold standard?
I read the fist paragraph and thought this must be Babylon Bee.
Stupid thing is Bourla and Gates have probably imagined this...
It needs a scope for longer range.
LOL! I adore Your humor and needed it today! Thank You so much!
🙏🏻 Thank you
LOL. Epic
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giving them ideas
I thought the same thing. But then I realized: nah, I'm sure they've already though of this, and so much more.
They need this because they never could make a really deadly pathogen.... Lol
https://robc137.substack.com/p/covid
Brilliant! We need more humour like this in order to wake up more people.....no one can resist the contagious effect of a good belly laugh....it's guaranteed to 'spread' the message....a pandemic of mirth! Great work again guys!
Thanks, Lawrence! 🙏🏻
Sounds like a win-win! Douse those spreaders with what they deserve while getting target practice in.