Pfizer, Inc. has partnered with leading arms manufacturers to develop a new form of vaccination, specifically designed for long-range shots in public spaces.
> Participants who were shot with the flu vaccine from a point-and-vax device had a 50 percent lower mortality rate than the control group, which received bullets from a standard 9 millimeter handgun.
As funny as ever, but for my taste, you saved the best for the last: “Anticipating another global pandemic next year, W.H.O. Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus recommends civil wars with medically authorized firearms as a safe and effective means of creating herd immunity.”
BTW, "global health leader Bill Gates" alone is quite the joke. Thanks for the laughs.
Brother!... You are so over the top that you're in a new day~! So refreshing to read your posts... Laughter is the best medicine... and sarcasm is humor with wit... :)
There is no limit to what human ingenuity can accomplish! I anticipate semiautomatic point-and-vax models soon, followed by binary triggers and eventually fully automatic models. Some enterprising anti-vaxxers will undoubtedly develop evasive techniques, but we can stay one step ahead of them. Space-based delivery systems can eventually provide planetary coverage. Desalinization plants can be re-purposed to turn salt-water into vaccines, until the very rain is made of vaccines. We will not rest until every single molecule of human embodiment infused with vaccine atoms.
For crowds of the unwilling, automatic booster-shooters with at least 30 doses/minute will follow soon !!! They,re mass-manufactured by a publicly traded company who's stock-tracker is KILL ...
Brilliant! We need more humour like this in order to wake up more people.....no one can resist the contagious effect of a good belly laugh....it's guaranteed to 'spread' the message....a pandemic of mirth! Great work again guys!
Yeah that's a fact, and it also really irritates these pompous control freaks, they really hate to be laughed at when they think they are so great and clever.
> Participants who were shot with the flu vaccine from a point-and-vax device had a 50 percent lower mortality rate than the control group, which received bullets from a standard 9 millimeter handgun.
It's the gold standard of scientific research!
🎯 😂 The fool's gold standard?
Controls are truly robust in this study!
Yeah, that was one of my favorites too Dominic.
As funny as ever, but for my taste, you saved the best for the last: “Anticipating another global pandemic next year, W.H.O. Director-General Tedros Ghebreyesus recommends civil wars with medically authorized firearms as a safe and effective means of creating herd immunity.”
BTW, "global health leader Bill Gates" alone is quite the joke. Thanks for the laughs.
😂 Thanks, Red Pill! Always appreciate your thoughtful comments.
There is a lot of truth told into joking. Hence the saying art imitates life.
Brother!... You are so over the top that you're in a new day~! So refreshing to read your posts... Laughter is the best medicine... and sarcasm is humor with wit... :)
Thank you, that means a lot! 🙏🏻
There is no limit to what human ingenuity can accomplish! I anticipate semiautomatic point-and-vax models soon, followed by binary triggers and eventually fully automatic models. Some enterprising anti-vaxxers will undoubtedly develop evasive techniques, but we can stay one step ahead of them. Space-based delivery systems can eventually provide planetary coverage. Desalinization plants can be re-purposed to turn salt-water into vaccines, until the very rain is made of vaccines. We will not rest until every single molecule of human embodiment infused with vaccine atoms.
😂 Haha, these are some wild ideas! I would say they're brilliant if they weren't so dangerous.
LOL! I adore Your humor and needed it today! Thank You so much!
🙏🏻 Thank you
Most welcome! [hugs!]
For crowds of the unwilling, automatic booster-shooters with at least 30 doses/minute will follow soon !!! They,re mass-manufactured by a publicly traded company who's stock-tracker is KILL ...
I read the fist paragraph and thought this must be Babylon Bee.
Stupid thing is Bourla and Gates have probably imagined this...
Brilliant! We need more humour like this in order to wake up more people.....no one can resist the contagious effect of a good belly laugh....it's guaranteed to 'spread' the message....a pandemic of mirth! Great work again guys!
Thanks, Lawrence! 🙏🏻
Yeah that's a fact, and it also really irritates these pompous control freaks, they really hate to be laughed at when they think they are so great and clever.
Problem is it might not be humor.
LOL!! You just get better and better Noel. Satire has always been one of the most potent weapons against these arrogant self serving psychopaths.
Thank you, Hat 🙏🏻
Hurray! Another problem solved. When and where can I buy one of these?
You'll find them just about everywhere - pharmacies, shopping centers, bars and clubs, amusement parks, shooting ranges, on the street, etc.
I'm going for the Spangler counter version, aim, and the person hit immediately falls on with laughter and makes the earth a happier place. 😉
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on the floor with laughter.
Not sure what happened to "the floor",!
Sounds like a win-win! Douse those spreaders with what they deserve while getting target practice in.
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It needs a scope for longer range.
LOL. Epic
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giving them ideas
I thought the same thing. But then I realized: nah, I'm sure they've already though of this, and so much more.