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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

I began reading and said WTF out loud...

GB leading the way.

"Let’s build solar farms to achieve "net zero"."

Wait, while we're at it, let's dim the sun as well...

Idiots...

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Red Pill Poet's avatar

Ya just keep hittin' triples and homers! Just too funny....

“It appears that many Americans are intent on driving a stake into our hard-won progress. Clearly, they do not understand the Science.”

“While the absence of sunlight may cause modest inconvenience for photosynthesizing life forms...”

BTW, did you notice your AI used Fauci as a model for its rendition of the Count?

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Haha thanks! I think you're right, but not totally sure why it referenced Fauci, unless he's been compared to a vampire in many memes across the web.

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sharonmo's avatar

He represents the CABAL and was controlled by them to help kill us with lies of "the science" while he denied being the KING of GAIN OF FUNCTION in the Biolabs which developed the KILL SHOT and put parasites in all of us through ticks, mosquitos! He did not stop there he went on to ruin our immune systems through, masks that caused us to breathe our own carbon dioxide, lowered our oxygen to critically low levels especially in the children who wore them. I could continue on but THE FALL OF THE CABAL, a documentary by Janet and Cintha, says it better than I do.

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Red Pill Poet's avatar

Off course I was joking, but as you point out, perhaps AI did, intentionally incorporate his sorry visage.

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sharonmo's avatar

I think many lost so much because of "Dracula" and that needs to be acknowledged so they can heal. I think like a nurse but I do not judge you for your humor. DARK HUMOR helps us as nurses to DECATHEX after critical incidents. We would definitely be a crazy bunch if we did not!

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Mark Leone's avatar

Or maybe the Count is based on Fauci. He was probably handing out rats as treatment for Bubonic Plague in the fourteenth century, when Count Dracula was still in little Vampire diapers. And I don't know about you, but I'VE never seen Fauci in the daytime. Just sayin.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 😂 😂

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sharonmo's avatar

LOL LOL LMAO!! So appropriate!

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Sharine Borslien's avatar

Très brillante, Noel! I love the super-simplified children's graphic on the wall, explaining their propaganda. If only it depicted the whole truth, that it's poisonous heavy metals in the aerosols that main and kill us twice as fast, albeit keeping us $upporting the $uper-$ciency med-tech-kill-cartel while $uffering with no $un and eating GMO food-like $ub$stance$!

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New World Humorist's avatar

Thanks, Sharine 🙏🏻 Exactly on the $

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Ray Horvath, "The Source" :)'s avatar

Huxley's utopia (he meant it to be one), Brave New World (1932), also adds to the mix, but the perfect analogy is from 1895. H. G. Wells published Time Machine about a future world, where the Morlocks live underground, and eat the Eloi. To me, it seems this has been going on forever, although exterminating Americans seems to have become a priority:

https://rayhorvaththesource.substack.com/p/holes-in-the-nwo-net

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Veronica Baker's avatar

😄

Definitely a cause that Dracula and his followers can really sink their teeth into.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂

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sharonmo's avatar

LOL

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Mark R. Hunter's avatar

I can feel my seasonal affected disorder roaring to afterlife.

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Kika's avatar

Just saw this article before I saw yours Noel.

https://www.vigilantfox.com/p/secretive-billionaire-plot-to-dim

And the wonderful Midwestern Doctor tells us how sunlight cures skin cancer ..... https://www.midwesterndoctor.com/p/dermatologys-disastrous-war-against-f81?utm_source=publication-search

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Kika! Vigilant Fox had another piece on it the same day I believe:

https://www.vigilantfox.com/p/exposed-shocking-plot-to-dim-the

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Tessa Lena's avatar

This is really funny, thank you for the laugh as usual! You are so gifted.

On a serious note, the whole story about Dracula is actually a psyop to spook people out. The word "vampir" means "medium" in Hungarian, which is a neutral word for a person who has a heightened ability to communicate with different energies, and stories about the historical Dracula, to the best of my understanding of world history, were made up to create a fear.

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Tessa Lena's avatar

If my memory is not lying to me, I should have included your brother in my compliment, so I am doing it now!!! So gifted.

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Ian Spangler's avatar

🙏🏻

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you, Tessa! 🙏🏻 You're so kind.

I vaguely recall reading something along those lines. I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case with many 'evil' figures from folklore.

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Jelleke Wierenga's avatar

In a follow-up interview with the New York Subterranean, Count Dracula lambasted the anti-white movement. He intents to start a movement under the banner of White Skin Matters.

“Look at my alabaster white skin ... do you see any disfiguring solar lentigines? The sun causes enormous damage not only to the skin, but I believe also to the brain and genes. It causes a lot of people to be IQ-challenged. Look at me … as sharp, dynamic and DNA-pure as ever!”

Count Dracula said he hope to get Nicole Kidman to front his soon to be established White Skin Matters movement. “Her late daddy, the psychiatrist Dr Antony Kidman, and I were very good friends. So there’s that connection too,” he added enigmatically. When asked to elaborate, he referred the reporter to the Yandex search engine.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 😂 Hahaha

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sharonmo's avatar

Eat the "white people first! AND drink their blood because they taste better." LOL

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Torgul's avatar

LOL :).

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djean111's avatar

I confess that when I first saw this headline, glancing, my first thought was MF NYT, pandering yet again.....bravo, very funny!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks!

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CharlieSeattle's avatar

Add more shredded metal in space (like the CCP and USA did by blowing up satellites in orbit) during the coming WWIII and that will block sunlight and make it very dangerous to launch anything else in the future. Space junk moves very fast!

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

👍👍👍

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sharonmo's avatar

This is hilarious, dear man!! A good belly laugh is such a healing sensation. Keep your humor coming as the CABAL has no sense of humor. Those who do not laugh at this are on the DARK SIDE!!!! LOVE YA, SHARON LOLLOLLMAO

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks so much, sharonmo!

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