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Virginia Stoner's avatar

I broke my usual rule about not reading anything with "Trump" in the headline, because the headline was hilarious. So was the article. Great work!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you, Virginia 🙏🏻

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Red Pill Poet's avatar

Pitch perfect! My top 3 zingers:

"Then it will be less of a problem, and people will be able to tough it out without Tylenol."

"But we’d have to change the word “Apocalypse” to “Golden Age.” It’s better branding."

"All of you could use more sun and calories. Especially you, Death — I’d like to see some meat on those bones!"

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks! You know my work better than I do. 😂

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Red Pill Poet's avatar

I couldn't just pick one ... they're all so spot-on funny!

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The Past Life Detective's avatar

Brilliant. I can hear the way he says it and everything. It’s all a movie, 🍿 grab the popcorn 🍿

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Noel Spangler's avatar

🎯 Thank you

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

You forgot one thing... "And thank you for your attention to this matter."

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Lawrence Cornfield's avatar

This satire of Trump could even coax a smile from Trumpers.

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Dawn's avatar

One of your best!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Dawn 🙏🏻

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W.D. James's avatar

A slight quibble- all at once does seem to be the Trump 2.0 way.

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Karen Wadler's avatar

This is laugh out loud funny! 😂. It is so like Trump.

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Laura's avatar

I love it! LOL

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