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The Past Life Detective's avatar

Brilliant. I can hear the way he says it and everything. It’s all a movie, 🍿 grab the popcorn 🍿

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Noel Spangler's avatar

🎯 Thank you

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Virginia Stoner's avatar

I broke my usual rule about not reading anything with "Trump" in the headline, because the headline was hilarious. So was the article. Great work!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you, Virginia 🙏🏻

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

You forgot one thing... "And thank you for your attention to this matter."

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Veronica Baker's avatar

Didn't you mean "AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER". 😂

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Red Pill Poet's avatar

Pitch perfect! My top 3 zingers:

"Then it will be less of a problem, and people will be able to tough it out without Tylenol."

"But we’d have to change the word “Apocalypse” to “Golden Age.” It’s better branding."

"All of you could use more sun and calories. Especially you, Death — I’d like to see some meat on those bones!"

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks! You know my work better than I do. 😂

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Red Pill Poet's avatar

I couldn't just pick one ... they're all so spot-on funny!

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Karen Wadler's avatar

This is laugh out loud funny! 😂. It is so like Trump.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks!

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Lawrence Cornfield's avatar

This satire of Trump could even coax a smile from Trumpers.

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W.D. James's avatar

A slight quibble- all at once does seem to be the Trump 2.0 way.

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Pastor Tim White's avatar

Loved it!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you 🙏🏻

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Great job sounding just like I would expect the Trump-puppet to sound! You are responsible for My sides aching! Thanks! I needed that!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 🙏🏻

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Elmbutcher's avatar

How about 200 years, AI is going to be the death of us.

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flavius Harkrider's avatar

Love your satire. We could use lots more. Thanks?

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thank you 🙏🏻

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Laura's avatar

I love it! LOL

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Noel Spangler's avatar

🙏🏻

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Dawn's avatar

One of your best!

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Noel Spangler's avatar

Thanks, Dawn 🙏🏻

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Esther Lee's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Veronica Baker's avatar

" Horseman of Hope"! More like the "Horseman of Dope" and I'm not talking about the drugged up kind.

I never thought you could beat yourself on the humour front but then you give us this. A real laugh out loud article.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

😂 Thanks, Veronica! 🙏🏻

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Veronica Baker's avatar

I'll be honest I've been wondering about my use of the word dope, I mean here in England it covers Trump's more idiotic behaviour but I realized after I'd written it that over your way it can mean something like really good.

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Noel Spangler's avatar

No, I read it the way you intended! The adjective "dope" (meaning cool or awesome) is a somewhat outdated 90s/ 00s slang term in the U.S., and it's generally limited to street or playground talk.

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Veronica Baker's avatar

Aha, I'll remember that, thanks.

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