Archive - New World Humor

Biometric Dating: A Safer Way To Find Love

Palantir Dating™ offers a secure, government-facilitated experience using full-body scans and AI matchmaking technology. Now screening singles every…

Jun 16 •

May 2025

Seashell Message From Bill Gates Causes A Stir Among Global Population

U.S. NEWS — In a stunning display of seashells that makes the work of James Comey look like child’s play, billionaire-philanthropist Bill Gates put out…

May 26 •

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A Journey Into The Real ID Twilight Zone With ChatGPT

It all started with a harmless question about my flight.

May 14 •

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New World Humor Editor

April 2025

Take A Moment To Complete Our Customer Dissatisfaction Survey

Here at Global Elite Planning, LLC, we strive to create unforgettable, worst-in-class experiences for billions of ordinary humans.

Apr 22 •

Manufacturers Sue RFK Jr.’s Health Department For Discrimination Against Foods of Color

U.S. NEWS — Over twenty Big Food Manufacturers, including Kellogg, Kraft and General Mills, have filed a class action lawsuit against the Department of…

Apr 6 •

March 2025

February 2025

URGENT: 7 Vital Government Agencies Are About To Be Demolished

An Emergency Message from the Congressional Office for Bureaucratic Preservation

Feb 25 •

Elon Musk To Replace Drag Queen Storytellers With Autistic Engineers

The new educational program called “Narrative Efficiency Hour” will aim to make children’s story time more efficient and productive.

Feb 10

January 2025

I'm Big Sister, And I'm Here To Save You From Big Brother

Hi there! It's me -- the other All-Seeing Eye

Jan 26 •

60 Square Foot Trump-Style Luxury Unit For Rent In Liberty City, Texas - $600/month

From 2030Apartments.com

Jan 12 •

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