New World Humor

Let’s Not Call It “World War III”

Fellow Americans and Allies around the globe: We understand that ’World War III’ can sound alarming.

Oct 2 • Noel Spangler

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September 2026

Shipped: New World Order #0035164307

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Sep 23 • New World Humorist

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August 2026

Death Notices From Dystopia

How A.I. Will Write Our Obituaries

Aug 28 • Noel Spangler

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July 2026

Humans Still Waiting For Bombshell Evidence To Drop As 22nd Century Dawns

January 1, 2100

Jul 31 • Noel Spangler

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May 2026

Liquifact: Daily Facts in a Bottle

Feeling overwhelmed by the news? You're not alone.

Published on New World Humor • May 13

April 2026

VIDEO: I'm Big Sister And I'm Here To Save You From Big Brother

A Collaboration with Noel Spangler of New World Humor

Published on 0ne Little Alien • Apr 13

March 2026

Pentagon 5000 Takes Flight

WASHINGTON, DC — In a historic press conference, President Donald Trump announced that the Pentagon can now lift off the ground and fly across the…

Mar 31 • Noel Spangler and New World Humor Editor

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Congratulations, You've Been Selected For Our Human Cloning Program

The scientists at Global Elite Planning have a special surprise for you.

Mar 15 • Noel Spangler

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February 2026

Clue™: Modern-Day Justice Edition

A new twist on the classic murder mystery board game, developed under the guidance of the U.S. Justice Department

Feb 24 • Noel Spangler

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Bots Commemorate Human History Month

An A.I. Newscast From The Year 2040

Feb 2 • Noel Spangler

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January 2026

Imperial Poker

World leaders face off in a high-stakes card game

Jan 22 • Noel Spangler

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Crappy New Year From Global Elite Planning

Hope your 2026 is off to an especially bad start.

Jan 1 • New World Humorist

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