New World Humor

Crappy New Year From Global Elite Planning

Hope your 2026 is off to an especially bad start.

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December 2025

Fairytales Rewritten By Global Experts

A New Book from Alumni and Friends of the World Economic Forum

Dec 30, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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Video – Donate To The Wounded Billionaire Fund

Written by New World Humor | Produced by Visceral Adventure

Dec 19, 2025 • Noel Spangler and Visceral Adventure

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Headlines From An Alternate 2025 In Which Kamala Harris Is President

Have you ever wondered what 2025 would have been like if Kamala Harris won the White House instead of Donald Trump?

Dec 13, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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November 2025

The Curious Case Of The Frozen Mayor

The hands on the clock above City Hall strike noon as newly elected Mayor Zohran Mamdani nears the end of his inauguration speech.

Nov 30, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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Trump Announces He Struck Deal With Giant Comet, Ensuring It Safely Passes Earth

WORLD NEWS — In a recent post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump stated that he had convinced the comet 3I/ATLAS to change course and save our…

Nov 21, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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October 2025

VIDEO – In Defense Of Sun Dimming: A New York Times Editorial By Count Dracula

Written by New World Humor and Produced by Visceral Adventure

Oct 31, 2025 • Noel Spangler and Visceral Adventure

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On Trial With A.I. In 2030

A lone defendant sits in an A.I.-run courtroom, facing a large glowing monitor as she waits for the judge to begin her trial.

Oct 28, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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We're Putting The Final Touches On Your Digital SlaveCard

At Global Elite Planning, LLC, we’ve built our reputation on creating unparalleled dissatisfaction and misery for the human race.

Oct 15, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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September 2025

Trump Gives Recommendations To The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death get an earful from America’s 47th president

Sep 30, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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New Long-Range Vaccine Lets You Immunize Strangers From Across The Street

Pfizer, Inc. has partnered with leading arms manufacturers to develop a new form of vaccination, specifically designed for long-range shots in public…

Sep 17, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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VIDEO – Job Opening: Division & Chaos Lead, Global Elite Planning

Written by New World Humor and produced by Visceral Adventure

Sep 4, 2025 • Noel Spangler and Visceral Adventure

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