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Dec 19 • Noel Spangler and Visceral Adventure

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Headlines From An Alternate 2025 In Which Kamala Harris Is President

Have you ever wondered what 2025 would have been like if Kamala Harris won the White House instead of Donald Trump?

Dec 13 • Noel Spangler

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November 2025

The Curious Case Of The Frozen Mayor

The hands on the clock above City Hall strike noon as newly elected Mayor Zohran Mamdani nears the end of his inauguration speech.

Nov 30 • Noel Spangler

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Trump Announces He Struck Deal With Giant Comet, Ensuring It Safely Passes Earth

WORLD NEWS — In a recent post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump stated that he had convinced the comet 3I/ATLAS to change course and save our…

Nov 21 • Noel Spangler

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October 2025

On Trial With A.I. In 2030

A lone defendant sits in an A.I.-run courtroom, facing a large glowing monitor as she waits for the judge to begin her trial.

Oct 28 • Noel Spangler

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We're Putting The Final Touches On Your Digital SlaveCard

At Global Elite Planning, LLC, we’ve built our reputation on creating unparalleled dissatisfaction and misery for the human race.

Oct 15 • Noel Spangler

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September 2025

Trump Gives Recommendations To The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death get an earful from America’s 47th president

Sep 30 • Noel Spangler

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New Long-Range Vaccine Lets You Immunize Strangers From Across The Street

Pfizer, Inc. has partnered with leading arms manufacturers to develop a new form of vaccination, specifically designed for long-range shots in public…

Sep 17 • Noel Spangler

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August 2025

Job Opening: Division & Chaos Lead, Global Elite Planning

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Aug 29 • Noel Spangler

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Urgent Health Alert: You’re Marinating In A Giant Toxic Soup!

Your Daily Holistic Scare From Dr. Alarma Twelvepenny Mercolaji

Aug 19 • Noel Spangler

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July 2025

In Defense of Sun Dimming: A New York Times Editorial By Count Dracula

As a concerned global citizen who has been intently following the news from his subterranean lair, I have observed a most disappointing trend.

Jul 31 • Noel Spangler

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Trump Admin Recommends Wearable Device To See Golden Age Of America

WASHINGTON, DC — U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has officially recommended a wearable device to help Americans who are struggling to see…

Jul 15 • Noel Spangler

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