New World Humor

Pentagon 5000 Takes Flight

WASHINGTON, DC — In a historic press conference, President Donald Trump announced that the Pentagon can now lift off the ground and fly across the…

Mar 31 • Noel Spangler and New World Humor Editor

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Congratulations, You've Been Selected For Our Human Cloning Program

The scientists at Global Elite Planning have a special surprise for you.

Mar 15 • Noel Spangler

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February 2026

Clue™: Modern-Day Justice Edition

A new twist on the classic murder mystery board game, developed under the guidance of the U.S. Justice Department

Feb 24 • Noel Spangler

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Bots Commemorate Human History Month

An A.I. Newscast From The Year 2040

Feb 2 • Noel Spangler

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January 2026

Imperial Poker

World leaders face off in a high-stakes card game

Jan 22 • Noel Spangler

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Crappy New Year From Global Elite Planning

Hope your 2026 is off to an especially bad start.

Jan 1 • New World Humorist

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December 2025

Fairytales Rewritten By Global Experts

A New Book from Alumni and Friends of the World Economic Forum

Dec 30, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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Video – Donate To The Wounded Billionaire Fund

Written by New World Humor | Produced by Visceral Adventure

Dec 19, 2025 • Noel Spangler and Visceral Adventure

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Headlines From An Alternate 2025 In Which Kamala Harris Is President

Have you ever wondered what 2025 would have been like if Kamala Harris won the White House instead of Donald Trump?

Dec 13, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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November 2025

The Curious Case Of The Frozen Mayor

The hands on the clock above City Hall strike noon as newly elected Mayor Zohran Mamdani nears the end of his inauguration speech.

Nov 30, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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Trump Announces He Struck Deal With Giant Comet, Ensuring It Safely Passes Earth

WORLD NEWS — In a recent post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump stated that he had convinced the comet 3I/ATLAS to change course and save our…

Nov 21, 2025 • Noel Spangler

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October 2025

VIDEO – In Defense Of Sun Dimming: A New York Times Editorial By Count Dracula

Written by New World Humor and Produced by Visceral Adventure

Oct 31, 2025 • Noel Spangler and Visceral Adventure

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